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Good News for Unemployed Dwarves!

This is exactly the kind of thing we need to get this economy rolling again!!
Florida’s Dwarf Tossing Law Could Be Repealed to Ease Dwarf Unemployment. By Kyle Munzenrieder
Thu., Oct. 6 2011 at 10:20 AM ​
Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne, is tired of Florida’s Big Brother government standing in the way of people getting jobs. Jobs that [...]

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

By NED POTTER (@NedPotterABC) and COLLEEN CURRY
Oct. 5, 2011
Steve Jobs, the mastermind behind Apple’s iPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac and iTunes, has died in California. Jobs was 56.
His death was reported by The Associated Press, citing Apple.
The homepage of Apple’s website contained a full-page image of Jobs with the text, “Steve Jobs 1955-2011.”
Jobs [...]

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Say it ain’t so Sarah!!!

Sarah Palin will not run for president in the next election cycle, according to multiple reports.
“After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United States,” said Palin in a statement on her decision.” As always, my family comes first and [...]

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Bra Removal Trick goes Flat.

Usually It’s a better idea just to ask……

ABINGTON, Mass. — The chairman of the school committee in Abington, Mass., is apologizing for a magic trick he performed before a televised meeting in which he appeared to tear the bra off a fellow committee member through her clothes.
The trick was performed Tuesday by Russell Fitzgerald, an [...]

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Bible-bangers aren’t the brightest, study shows?!?!

Not Exactly Shocking….
By Abby Gillies
5:30 AM Sunday Sep 11, 2011
Bishop Patrick Dunn is unconvinced there is a link between religion and smarts. Photo / Janna Dixon
The more religious you are, the less likely you are to be intelligent, a new scientific study has found.
According to researchers, Christians – particularly fundamentalists who believe the Bible [...]

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The Bush years. Were we all punked?!!

I am seriously waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come from behind a tree and reveal this dumdf*ck cowboy being President was really just the longest and worst prank in history. Where are you Ashton??!!!
I know there is more to the story..
Exhibit A !!!

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Fox links to a story that actually shows what a financial ClusterF*ck Iraq is ?!!

Report: U.S. Has Wasted $30 Billion on Iraq, Afghanistan Contracts and Grants
Published August 29, 2011
| FoxNews.com
The federal government has wasted more than $30 billion on contracts and grants in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a new report set to be released Wednesday.
The co-chairmen of the committee producing the report previewed the results, saying “major changes [...]

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Hurricane Irene..Forecast calls for Junk Exposure and Full Moon?

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Yet another Closeted Republican Busted with young boy…

It’s really hard trying to keep track of all of these creepers.
State Rep. Phil Hinkle admitted Tuesday that he paid a young man $80 to have a good time. But Hinkle insisted he isn’t gay and doesn’t know why he did it.
He said that he understood why he’s being stripped of his committee chairmanships [...]

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Texas Women Teachers and the boys that get ” Extra Credit”

Where were these teachers in my school? Kids today have it soooo easy!

What is going on with these rapacious Texas women and their alleged attractions to teenage boys?
Two more — one in Southeast Texas and the other in the northeastern corner of the state — are facing serious charges after their alleged affairs have come [...]

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