Good News for Unemployed Dwarves!

This is exactly the kind of thing we need to get this economy rolling again!!

Florida’s Dwarf Tossing Law Could Be Repealed to Ease Dwarf Unemployment. By Kyle Munzenrieder
Thu., Oct. 6 2011 at 10:20 AM ​

Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne, is tired of Florida’s Big Brother government standing in the way of people getting jobs. Jobs that include being tossed around by drunk dudes specifically, so he’s on a mission to repeal the state’s two-decade-old ban on dwarf tossing.

“I’m on a quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people,” Workman told The Palm Beach Post. “This is an example of Big Brother government.”

“All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get,” he added. “In this economy, or any economy, why would we want to prevent people from getting gainful employment?”

So Workman has filed a bill to repeal a 1989 law that bans dwarf tossing in the state.

Dward tossing, originally made popular in Australia, involves little people suiting up in Velcro-clad suits, usually at bars. Then patrons compete to see who can through the person farthest up a Velcro surface. The Little People of America lobbied to have the practice outlawed in Florida.

“Aside from the physical dangers, dwarf-tossing is a demoralizing activity that treats the person with dwarfism as a mere object,” said an LPA official at the time.

The ban was passed by a large margin by the then-Democrat controlled legislature and signed into law.

The LPA’s stance has not changed since.

“The possibility of getting paralyzed is high,” David Dodge, Florida district director of the Little People of America, tells the Post, “and then to be used as an object for people’s amusement is very degrading.”

Perhaps legislators like Workman should be focused on creating high paying, respectable jobs to the state instead of unsafe, demeaning jobs. We hate to use the slippery slope argument, but Workman’s logic could also be applied to other “jobs” like prostitution.

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10.05.11/ R.I.P. Steve Jobs

By NED POTTER (@NedPotterABC) and COLLEEN CURRY
Oct. 5, 2011
Steve Jobs, the mastermind behind Apple’s iPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac and iTunes, has died in California. Jobs was 56.

His death was reported by The Associated Press, citing Apple.

The homepage of Apple’s website contained a full-page image of Jobs with the text, “Steve Jobs 1955-2011.”

Jobs co-founded Apple Computer in 1976 and, with his childhood friend Steve Wozniak, marketed what was considered the world’s first personal computer, the Apple II.

Industry watchers called him a master innovator — perhaps on a par with Thomas Edison — changing the worlds of computing, recorded music and communications.

In 2004, he beat back an unusual form of pancreatic cancer, and in 2009 he was forced to get a liver transplant. After several years of failing health, Jobs announced on Aug. 24, 2011 that he was stepping down as Apple’s chief executive.

“I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know,” Jobs wrote in his letter of resignation. “Unfortunately, that day has come.”

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10.05.11/ Say it ain’t so Sarah!!!

Sarah Palin will not run for president in the next election cycle, according to multiple reports.

“After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United States,” said Palin in a statement on her decision.” As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.”

The news comes after months of speculation swirling around Palin’s political ambitions. The former governor made headlines by embarking on a bus tour of the eastern United States in May. More recently, she captured attention with an appearance in Iowa that coincided with the Ames Straw Poll — a table-setter for next year’s Iowa caucuses.

“My decision is based upon a review of what common sense conservatives and independents have accomplished, especially over the last year,” Palin explained. “I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office — from the nation’s governors to congressional seats and the presidency.”

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09.29.11/ Bra Removal Trick goes Flat.

Usually It’s a better idea just to ask……

ABINGTON, Mass. — The chairman of the school committee in Abington, Mass., is apologizing for a magic trick he performed before a televised meeting in which he appeared to tear the bra off a fellow committee member through her clothes.

The trick was performed Tuesday by Russell Fitzgerald, an amateur magician known to open meetings with a little sleight of hand. It was met with no laughs, just stunned silence.

Fitzgerald issued a written apology Wednesday for the embarrassment he caused committee member Ellen Killian and his unwitting accomplice, teacher Steve Shannon, The Enterprise of Brockton reported.

“My intention was to begin a purposeful school committee business meeting in a way which was enjoyable and lighthearted,” he said. “I am sorry for the embarrassment this has caused.”

“I was just as shocked as everybody else,” Killian said. “I just want to make it clear I had no prior knowledge how his trick was going to end.”

The teachers’ union said Shannon was also unaware of the trick Fitzgerald had planned.

Fitzgerald said he would no longer perform tricks before meetings.

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09.24.11/ How to get stop Cats from Pissing on your Car, House and life in general!

I have found this tutorial quite helpful. If you desire a cat piss free life simply follow the steps outlined in the amazing video. Thanks Jessica for the info!

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09.17.11/ Bible-bangers aren’t the brightest, study shows?!?!

Not Exactly Shocking….

By Abby Gillies
5:30 AM Sunday Sep 11, 2011

Bishop Patrick Dunn is unconvinced there is a link between religion and smarts. Photo / Janna Dixon
The more religious you are, the less likely you are to be intelligent, a new scientific study has found.
According to researchers, Christians – particularly fundamentalists who believe the Bible is God’s word – have a lower IQ than those who are less religious.
A possible reason behind the finding was a tendency for more intelligent people to challenge religious claims, said one of the researchers, New Zealand psychologist Professor Tim Bates.
“If you believe in religion, you haven’t really questioned things,” he said. “Brighter people were less likely to feel that religion plays a dominant role in their life.”
To reach the conclusion, researchers from the University of Edinburgh compared the results of responses from 2300 adults with varying levels of religious belief. They rated themselves on a scale of one to five in response to a range of statements about their spirituality, religious identification, practices, support, mindfulness and fundamentalism.
Statements and questions included: “The Bible is the actual word of God”; “I feel God is punishing me for my sins or lack of spirituality”; and “How often do you pray in private?”
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To measure intelligence, researchers carried out tests on recall, memory, verbal fluency, processing and reasoning. For example, participants were asked to recall a series of digits backwards and recite a list of words after a delay.
The researchers found higher IQ scores were significantly associated with lower scores on five of the six measures of religiosity – all except spirituality.
The strongest result was in the area of fundamental beliefs.
Intelligence was an “inoculation against fundamentalism”, with each 15-point increase in IQ making people about half as likely to have strong fundamentalist views, said Bates.
“People who claim The Bible is the literal word of God are typically less likely to be intelligent,” said fellow researcher Gary Lewis.
He and Bates agreed that those with higher IQs were more likely to challenge the claims made by religion.
The finding was a “fairly bold statement” to make, said University of Auckland Professor of theology, Elaine Wainwright.
She agreed fundamentalists were less likely to challenge religious beliefs, but questioned whether this was related to intelligence.
Intelligent people helped to progress religion in new directions, she said.
The study also found that women were more religious than men and those who rated high in openness were less fundamental but more spiritual.
FAITH IN THE INTELLIGENCE OF HIS FLOCK
The findings of the University of Edinburgh study were “a bit hilarious”, said Auckland Bishop Patrick Dunn. “The suggestion that the less intelligent you are the more religious you would be seems to be degrading and insulting,” he said.
Many devoutly religious people, including business leaders, judges and school teachers, were highly intelligent, said Bishop Dunn.
“I can’t take [the study] very seriously.”
He was unconvinced there was any connection between intelligence and religion.
IQ testing, like that used in the study, was a useful tool but could not show a person’s full intelligence, he said.
“I’ve encountered people of great intelligence and I’ve encountered idiots who have a high IQ. Most people have a gift – some of them will show up in an IQ test, but not all of them will.”
However, he did agree that less intelligent people of all faiths tended to be more fundamental in their thinking, “whether they claim to be Christians or atheists or Muslims or whatever”.
By Abby Gillies

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10750898

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09.12.11/ The Bush years. Were we all punked?!!

I am seriously waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come from behind a tree and reveal this dumdf*ck cowboy being President was really just the longest and worst prank in history. Where are you Ashton??!!!

I know there is more to the story..

Exhibit A !!!

P.S. Why does Laura always look like she is in a Vicadin haze ?

George W. Bush revealed the most nervous moment of his presidency in an HBO documentary about 9/11 that aired Sunday.
It wasn’t when he learned the World Trade Center was hit or when he realized al Qaeda was behind the attack. The moment didn’t even occur on September 11th, 2001.
Throwing the opening pitch in the third game of the 2001 World Series was Bush’s most worried moment.
“It was the most nervous I had ever been,” he said. “It was the most nervous moment of my entire presidency, it turns out.”
He’d thrown out pitches before, but all eyes were the Yankees-Diamondbacks series, which occurred just weeks after the attacks.
“The adrenaline was coursing through my veins, and the ball felt like a shotput,” he said.
Yankees’ shortstop Derek Jeter offered no help.
“Don’t bounce it, they’ll boo you,” Bush remembers him saying.
Thankfully, he managed to overcome the stress.
“I took a deep breath and threw it,” he said.

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08.29.11/ Fox links to a story that actually shows what a financial ClusterF*ck Iraq is ?!!

Report: U.S. Has Wasted $30 Billion on Iraq, Afghanistan Contracts and Grants
Published August 29, 2011
| FoxNews.com

The federal government has wasted more than $30 billion on contracts and grants in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a new report set to be released Wednesday.
The co-chairmen of the committee producing the report previewed the results, saying “major changes in law and policy” will be needed to prevent such a large degree of waste in future conflicts. Christopher Shays, a former Connecticut congressman, and Mark Thibault, a former Pentagon official overseeing contracts, blamed poor management and a slew of other factors in a Washington Post column.
The amount of money wasted on Iraq and Afghanistan over the past decade represents at least one in every six dollars spent. Part of the problem was contracts were doled out without “effective competition,” while others were subcontracted to foreign firms not subject to U.S. laws.
The result was a series of boondoggles. The co-chairmen cited a $40 million prison in Iraq that the country did not want and was not completed. They also cited a $300 million Kabul power plant — which, like some other projects the co-chairmen expressed concern about, would require sustained funding and expertise that Kabul does not have the resources to provide.
The Commission on Wartime Contracting in Iraq and Afghanistan will submit its report to Congress.
The officials noted that because the number of contractors in the war zones has roughly equaled the number of military forces, the U.S. cannot conduct major operations without them. In the future, they recommended creating a “permanent inspector general for contingency operations,” as well as an official who would work in the White House budget office and participate in National Security Council meetings to make sure agencies are properly coordinating contracts.
They also recommended “more rigorous use of risk analysis” to determine whether certain jobs should be contracted out in the first place.

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08.28.11/ Hurricane Irene..Forecast calls for Junk Exposure and Full Moon?

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08.26.11/ Yet another Closeted Republican Busted with young boy…

It’s really hard trying to keep track of all of these creepers.

State Rep. Phil Hinkle admitted Tuesday that he paid a young man $80 to have a good time. But Hinkle insisted he isn’t gay and doesn’t know why he did it.

He said that he understood why he’s being stripped of his committee chairmanships and that he won’t seek re-election. But he said he will not resign, despite House Speaker Brian Bosma’s call Tuesday to do so.

And he said he did nothing illegal with — or to — the young man and that he himself was the victim of a crime. But he said he would not file a police report.

Hinkle offered his first public comments Tuesday since The Indianapolis Star revealed that the lawmaker used Craigslist to arrange to pay a young man to spend time with him Aug. 6 at a Downtown hotel.

But if Hinkle’s comments seemed at times short of full disclosure or even contradictory, that’s far from where the contradiction ends.

Hinkle’s version of what happened that night in Room 2610 at the JW Marriott hotel differs greatly from the version provided by the young man and his sister.

Kameryn Gibson, the 18-year-old who said he was looking for a “sugga daddy” in the Craigslist posting, told The Star that he tried to leave the room that night and called his sister Megan after Hinkle identified himself as a lawmaker. He also said Hinkle tried to keep him from leaving, exposed himself and then — after his sister arrived — offered them $100 cash, an iPad and a Blackberry to keep quiet.

Hinkle’s version: He never exposed himself and never offered anything to the Gibsons to keep quiet. Instead, he said, Kameryn Gibson stole those items when Hinkle was in the bathroom.

“These people,” Hinkle said, “are lying through their teeth.”

Kameryn and Megan Gibson stood by their story Tuesday.

Whatever happened in that hotel room, the events that brought them there are not in dispute — and continue to form the basis for renewed calls for the Indianapolis Republican to resign.

Bosma said Tuesday that he spoke to Hinkle last week and told him he should spend the 2012 legislative session focusing on his personal life — and not in the Statehouse.

“His continued service in the Indiana House is a distraction from that priority,” Bosma, R-Indianapolis, said in a statement, “and a detriment to the continuing work of the legislature.”

Bosma also announced Tuesday he was stripping Hinkle of his chairmanships of the Government and Regulatory Reform Committee and the Interim Study Committee on Driver Education.

Bosma has joined other Republican Party officials who have called for Hinkle to step down, but Hinkle fired back Tuesday, saying that it’s not up to party leadership to make that decision.

“Those people didn’t elect me,” he said. “The constituents did.”

Hinkle said he decided in December that he wouldn’t seek a seventh term serving portions of Wayne and Pike townships. He also said that while he admits he made mistakes, resigning would be an acknowledgement that everything the Gibsons told The Star was true.

But why, so many have asked, did he even make the email arrangement in the first place, using the email address — phinkle46@comcast.net — he had listed on his legislative website, no less?

“I don’t know,” Hinkle said. “I’m telling you, I don’t know.”

Usually he’s in control of his actions, he said, but something changed.

“I was on the road to self-destruction,” he said, “and I don’t know why.”

Hinkle said he’s not excusing his actions, which he called “stupid, but not illegal.” Both Hinkle and Kameryn Gibson say that money exchanged hands but that neither engaged in a sex act.

Hinkle also said Tuesday he’s not a homosexual.

“I say that emphatically,” he said. “I’m not gay.”

For now, he said, he’s focusing on talking to professionals “who understand that gray matter between your ears.” He wouldn’t be more specific about what kinds of professional help he is seeking or even why specifically he thinks he needs help.

Hinkle acknowledged he picked up Kameryn Gibson and drove him to the hotel, giving him $80 in the car. But when they arrived, Hinkle said, they simply made small talk about baseball and the view from the hotel — nothing further.

“I went to the edge,” Hinkle said, “but I didn’t fall over the edge.”

Hinkle then went to the bathroom, he said. When he came back out, he said Kameryn Gibson was gone — and so were his money clip, his business card holder, his BlackBerry and his iPad.

Hinkle said he thought Gibson found out he was a state lawmaker when he looked through the money clip.

After Gibson had left, Hinkle said he spoke with Megan Gibson via his hotel phone. He said she mentioned something about talking to Fox 59 and being offered $6,000.

Megan Gibson denies saying that. A spokesman for WXIN said the station does not pay for news stories.

At that point, Hinkle said, he thought maybe they were extorting him. Hinkle said that his daughter later met with Megan Gibson and retrieved the BlackBerry, as well as his business card holder and state identification.

Hinkle said he never met Megan Gibson in person, and hopes that he and his lawyer will find hotel security tapes that prove she never came up to the room.

Hinkle also forcefully denied Megan Gibson’s assertion that Hinkle’s wife called and offered them $10,000 to keep quiet.

“Anybody who knows my wife,” Hinkle told The Star’s political columnist, Matthew Tully, “knows she would not pay $10 to keep a mistake I made quiet, let alone $10,000.”

Kameryn and Megan Gibson on Tuesday both denied Hinkle’s assertions.

“We didn’t just talk about baseball,” Kameryn Gibson said. He also reasserted that Hinkle exposed himself, gave him things to keep quiet and tried to keep him in the hotel room.

“He did try to hold me (in the room),” Gibson said, “because we didn’t do what he wanted to do.”

Megan Gibson called Hinkle’s counter-allegations “crazy” and Hinkle “a liar.”

“My brother would never lie about nothing so petty like that,” Gibson said of Hinkle’s denying that he exposed himself or tried to keep Gibson in the room.

Hinkle said he does not plan to file a police report about the items he alleges the Gibsons stole.

“I got everything back but the iPad,” Hinkle said, “and quite frankly, if that makes them feel good, so be it.”

Hinkle told The Star that it will be difficult to return to the House floor. But what he plans to do between now and next election, he said later, “will be a family decision.”

He said that when he decided in December that this term would be his last, the idea was that he and his wife would take time to travel together.

“Hopefully,” he said, “she still wants me to.”

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