I am seriously waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come from behind a tree and reveal this dumdf*ck cowboy being President was really just the longest and worst prank in history. Where are you Ashton??!!!
I know there is more to the story..
Exhibit A !!!
It’s really hard trying to keep track of all of these creepers.
State Rep. Phil Hinkle admitted Tuesday that he paid a young man $80 to have a good time. But Hinkle insisted he isn’t gay and doesn’t know why he did it.
He said that he understood why he’s being stripped of his committee chairmanships [...]
Consider this day added to my 2012 Calendar. No longer can we discriminate against the harmless nipples of the world. Equal rights !!!
Dozens of topless women and men descended on Venice on Sunday, August 21. The purported cause: Gender equality.
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You have to love technology. This is NOT your Grandma’s kick start love toy…
A USB Vibrator That Gets the Job Done In More Ways than One. / [CKIE via Wired]
The utility of your average vibrator is pretty clear, right? Pleasure. Combining that purpose with anything else would normally seem unnecessary. The Duet makes its [...]
Born like this
Into this
As the chalk faces smile
As Mrs. Death laughs
As the elevators break
As political landscapes dissolve
As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree
As the oily fish spit out their oily prey
As the sun is masked
We are
Born like this
Into this
Into these carefully mad wars
Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness
Into bars where [...]
This was a very dark day for Music and Comedy. Complete Schlock! Years later I think Sonny committed suicide by skiing into a tree. It’s my belief that Sonny suffered a flashback of one of the numerous horrific skits that were aired on that farce of a show and finally did the honorable thing. Take [...]
The year was 1976 !! Lennon was granted his green card after years of fighting Strom Thurmond and other various D.C. Douche bags to stay in the U.S. Viva John Lennon. Hair Peace , Green Peace, Peace of a__ etc. etc. for everyone!!
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This guy has brass ones. Big commie brass ones. I’d like to see Obama take a page out of this book.
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Girls urged to strip to support Putin as president
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An online campaign has been launched in Russia urging young women to support Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in a presidential vote by taking off their clothes, a [...]
I’ve compiled a few of my favorite moments from 2010. Some are awesome sauce and some are better left forgotten.
Happy New Year!
J / NSE
Best use of recording equipment:
Oksana Grigorieva
Oksana will never win any awards for her singing, but she should win a Grammy for her incredible recordings this year. Mel Gibson’s drunken rampages were brilliant [...]
I have to give credit to the new generation on this one. I had thought the teenagers of the 60’s through the 80’s had thought of EVERY conceivable way to get high.
“Whippets” anyone? Just when I had lost hope in the kids of today this story appears. I guess the future is not lost after [...]