This is exactly the kind of thing we need to get this economy rolling again!!
Florida’s Dwarf Tossing Law Could Be Repealed to Ease Dwarf Unemployment. By Kyle Munzenrieder
Thu., Oct. 6 2011 at 10:20 AM
Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne, is tired of Florida’s Big Brother government standing in the way of people getting jobs. Jobs that [...]
By NED POTTER (@NedPotterABC) and COLLEEN CURRY
Oct. 5, 2011
Steve Jobs, the mastermind behind Apple’s iPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac and iTunes, has died in California. Jobs was 56.
His death was reported by The Associated Press, citing Apple.
The homepage of Apple’s website contained a full-page image of Jobs with the text, “Steve Jobs 1955-2011.”
Jobs [...]
Where were these teachers in my school? Kids today have it soooo easy!
What is going on with these rapacious Texas women and their alleged attractions to teenage boys?
Two more — one in Southeast Texas and the other in the northeastern corner of the state — are facing serious charges after their alleged affairs have come [...]
Consider this day added to my 2012 Calendar. No longer can we discriminate against the harmless nipples of the world. Equal rights !!!
Dozens of topless women and men descended on Venice on Sunday, August 21. The purported cause: Gender equality.
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Born like this
Into this
As the chalk faces smile
As Mrs. Death laughs
As the elevators break
As political landscapes dissolve
As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree
As the oily fish spit out their oily prey
As the sun is masked
We are
Born like this
Into this
Into these carefully mad wars
Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness
Into bars where [...]
This seems like a pretty clear case of natural selection to me. Someone is trying to stop your inbred gene pool from replicating sir !
An Arizona man is recovering in hospital after he accidentally shot his penis with his fiancee’s gun.
Joshua Seto, 27, was trying to secure the pink handgun in his waistband when the [...]
EUGENE, Ore. – Sandy McMillin and her sister Karla Vogt went to Walmart on Sunday to buy sour cream, chips and coffee creamer.
The temperature that day hit 90 degrees, so McMillin threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts.
She said five minutes into her shopping trip while in the clothing aisle, a store [...]
Isn’t drinking MANDATORY in Wisconsin ? I don’t see the issue here……
‘Did I pass out on a bar? Yes I did,’ says Ryan, who refuses to step down
SHEBOYGAN – The mayor of Sheboygan, a self-described alcoholic who admitted to drinking, getting in a fight and passing out in a tavern in Elkhart Lake [...]
You Tea Baggers really voted for this person? Seriously??!
(Reuters) – A Tea Party-backed U.S. Congressman who has lectured the U.S. government about getting its financial house in order owes more than $100,000 in child support payments, a lawyer for his ex-wife said on Thursday.
Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh, who was narrowly elected in a Chicago suburban [...]
The commercial is messed up! Ladies you are supposed to use this power for good not evil !
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