Sarah Palin will not run for president in the next election cycle, according to multiple reports.
“After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United States,” said Palin in a statement on her decision.” As always, my family comes first and [...]
Not Exactly Shocking….
By Abby Gillies
5:30 AM Sunday Sep 11, 2011
Bishop Patrick Dunn is unconvinced there is a link between religion and smarts. Photo / Janna Dixon
The more religious you are, the less likely you are to be intelligent, a new scientific study has found.
According to researchers, Christians – particularly fundamentalists who believe the Bible [...]
I am seriously waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come from behind a tree and reveal this dumdf*ck cowboy being President was really just the longest and worst prank in history. Where are you Ashton??!!!
I know there is more to the story..
Exhibit A !!!
Where were these teachers in my school? Kids today have it soooo easy!
What is going on with these rapacious Texas women and their alleged attractions to teenage boys?
Two more — one in Southeast Texas and the other in the northeastern corner of the state — are facing serious charges after their alleged affairs have come [...]
Consider this day added to my 2012 Calendar. No longer can we discriminate against the harmless nipples of the world. Equal rights !!!
Dozens of topless women and men descended on Venice on Sunday, August 21. The purported cause: Gender equality.
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Born like this
Into this
As the chalk faces smile
As Mrs. Death laughs
As the elevators break
As political landscapes dissolve
As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree
As the oily fish spit out their oily prey
As the sun is masked
We are
Born like this
Into this
Into these carefully mad wars
Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness
Into bars where [...]
I’ve compiled a few of my favorite moments from 2010. Some are awesome sauce and some are better left forgotten.
Happy New Year!
J / NSE
Best use of recording equipment:
Oksana Grigorieva
Oksana will never win any awards for her singing, but she should win a Grammy for her incredible recordings this year. Mel Gibson’s drunken rampages were brilliant [...]
1920: The condom is invented.
11-20-10 : The Pope says it’s now ok for us to use them.
Hey Pontiff.. Let us know when you approve the use of Automobiles, Telephones, Television, and Indoor Plumbing will you? I’ll be in my shack with my tin cans and string waiting to hear the ” Good Word”. P.S… Where [...]
You have to love the Catholic church. The comedy never ends!! If this guy play his cards right he could be the next Pope…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. – A Roman Catholic priest in Connecticut has been arrested on charges he stole $1.3 million in church money over seven years to use for male escorts, expensive clothing, [...]